I was just thinking of funny user names for those of us living in NZ, the land of the long white cloud; Actually Trudy was a little bit of a inspiration, since she is a dairy farmer.
So here is my ideas, feel free to add if you are inspired. Any country can be included, I'm just thinking NZ cos I'm here, in the cold, with nothing else to do on a horrid wet day.
Share milker (that's a goodie for a b/fding mum)
Loo Loyal (Dave Dobbyn inspired)
Sheepish (60 million of them)
I've dried up, that wasn't very creative... your turn