An elderly man had just received an operation. WHile laying on a stretcher he turned to a lovely nurse beside him and mumbled through his oxygen mask, "are my testicles black"?
The nurse rubbed his hand and told him not to worry his operation was over and he was doing fine.
With more anticipation the man looked at the nurse and said a little louder "no, no, are my testicles black"/
The nurse looked closely at the man and tried to reassure him again.
The elderly man, with fear in his eyes, yelled at the nurse "are my testicles black!!!!!!!!!"
"oh for peets sake" yelled the nurse. She pushed aside his gown and checked out the testicles. "They are fine!!!!"
The man removed his oxygen mask and looked at the nurse.
"ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK"????
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by carla » Sep 22, 2005 2:56 pm
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by helen-l-a » Sep 27, 2005 1:00 pm
... another one to send off to my other friends.....lol
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