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by **JPSmomma** » Dec 21, 2006 11:35 pm

Because they want to see if you'll make them something else. And something else. And something else.

Why did I want to fall asleep in the tub, and now I'm wide awake and probably won't sleep until dawn!?!

by **rjdecker** » Dec 22, 2006 11:11 am

Because the bath is so soothing, but once you got out, your mind began to wander in several different directions and now it can't stop!

Why did I wake up with a terrible headache this morning and then come here for comfort before getting the kids up?

by **mmichelle** » Dec 22, 2006 9:54 pm

because you know that the kids will be loud and make your headache worse where as you can't hear us type.

Why is that ds can be so cute one second and just evil the next?

by **megs4413** » Dec 23, 2006 1:02 am

because boys are full of mischief, but also melt their mommy's hearts!

why don't i just go get a glass of water since i'm thirsty??? :roll:

by **mmichelle** » Dec 23, 2006 10:21 pm

because walking is such a chore when you are pg.

Why is it that ds cannot talk in a normal voice? They have to yell at the top of their lungs even when you are right beside them?

by **Krista** » Dec 27, 2006 1:44 pm

Because he wants to make sure you hear him loud and clear that way there is no question as to what he wants.

Why am I sitting here at 1:45 when I need to get in the shower and be at the OB at 2:45...bye bye

by **C&G'sMommy** » Dec 27, 2006 5:04 pm

Because you know that taking a shower might make you sick and you love talking to people on this board so much.

Why can't my medicines work like their suppose to?

by **mmichelle** » Dec 31, 2006 1:01 am

because you are dhydrated. It sounds good, but if you find out the real reason please pass it on!

Why is that my normally neat/ clean obsessed dh is not as annoyed by our out of control house that looks like Toys -R- Us threw up in the middle of?

by **HelenA** » Jan 01, 2007 7:48 pm

Because he values his life!!

Why am I the only person in my house who is not even remotely tired? (everyone else is asleep!)

by **Krista** » Jan 01, 2007 10:55 pm

Because you need your alone time.

Why does my MIL insist on driving me crazy?

by **HelenA** » Jan 02, 2007 12:24 am

To give you something else to worry about!

Why does DH have to go back to work today?

by **Krista** » Jan 02, 2007 1:10 am

Because Momma needs the money!

Why do I decide to "nest" in the middle of the night?

by **HelenA** » Jan 02, 2007 7:25 am

Because you are crazy! :wink:

Why has my phone been ringing constantly today?

by **Krista** » Jan 02, 2007 12:30 pm

Because you are popular.

Why does my husband leave his coffee creamer and spoon on the counter with dribble spots all over the damn place?

by **HelenA** » Jan 02, 2007 12:37 pm

Because he's been taking tips from my DH!! :lol:

Why is my little Kimi suffering with her teeth still?

by **mmichelle** » Jan 02, 2007 12:53 pm

So she'll have the most beautiful smile in the world.

Why is it that dh can be so annoying one second and so loving the next?

by **HelenA** » Jan 02, 2007 2:16 pm

because being consistent isn't in a blokes vocab..lol

Why isn't there anything on tv even though I have about 200 channels?

by **Krista** » Jan 02, 2007 7:55 pm

Because TV isn't what it used to be.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

by **HelenA** » Jan 03, 2007 4:24 am

Because we are being tested.

Why am I still tired after getting 9 hours sleep?

by **Proudmama** » Jan 03, 2007 4:33 am

Because our bodies are still recovering from 9 months of turmoil.

Why does DH have such a hard time keeping stuff together and in one place?

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