Loved the one about puking and sex....that cracked me up. Totally something me and DH would do. Last night, we DTD and he said, "I want to kiss you but I'm afraid you will puke in my mouth and that wouldn't be very sexy."
...when you spend two hours on the toilet trying to poop with a bucket between your knees
...when you start to believe you are some kind of voodoo doll from the number of needles stuck in you
...when you consider punching people who suggest crackers, seabands, ginger, preggo pops, or accupuncture. Seriously, I almost jumped through the phone and killed my sister and sister in laws who SWORE these would work for me. My SIL posted links to preggo pops to every single facebook post I made for a month.
...when you know your house has gotten so bad, and smells like puke so much you won't let the nice ladies from church come clean it.
...when the smell of certain people makes you vomit
...when you feel so awful, driving seems like the worst idea in the world, but you cannot possibly consider not driving, because you will die from the nausea of being passenger
...when you carry barf bags in your purse, pockets, car, spouse's pockets
...when you have a "good day" and get something done and everyone assumes you are "over the hump", then rolls their eyes when the next day you are dead again
...when you are so gaunt looking that people question if you are on heroin or crystal meth
...when you wake up from nightmares about puking to go puke
...when you want to kick someone in the crotch for saying "you're pregnant, not dying. women do this all the time."